Oh My my...

Due to an experience I just had today I decided to share with you some of my really funny now but really weird at the time experiences!

This will include a wedding reception, speed dating, and what has been titled the D&D date.

Speed Dating:
I have only tried it once at school with my roommates and because of this I may not ever try it again haha!
So it wasn't going bad until the second to last guy sat down. We introduced ourselves and then there was a little silence so I threw out a random question: What is your favorite kind of pizza? Simple question right? Rather than just telling me what his favorite kind of pizza is the guy said "Well if you went and bought me a pizza right now I would eat it no matter what kind it is. But in a couple weeks, when we are like making out and stuff I would tell you I don't like that kind of pizza." ....*searching mind for possible escape routes*...
If it was his goal to make the conversation really awkward he definitely accomplished that! Possibly the weirdest thing a guy has ever said to me. And any of you guys reading this PLEASE never say this kind of stuff to a girl you just barely met. Though if you do chances are the girl will find a reason to leave really soon...and if she doesn't...well you should probably be the one trying to find a reason to leave. haha.

D&D Date:
While in the AV I got asked on a date by a guys I danced with once at a YSA dance. Of course I said yes. I don't say no to first dates cause that would just be SUPER rude! Anyways it comes time to go on this date and I have no idea what we are even going to do for this date. Here is the lay out of what we did:
Got Subway
Went to city park to eat
played 2 games of bowling
played 2 games of pool
played in the arcade*
played ANOTHER game of bowling
played in the arcade AGAIN
went to In N Out just to get drinks sat and talked
got taken home.
Okay seriously I thought that date was NEVER going to END!!!! They picked me up some time around 7 I didn't get home until like 1:30 in the morning!!!
The * was the point in which they were debating about going to a movie and I said I didn't think I would be able to make it through a movie. My dates reply: that's okay I will just keep poking you to keep you awake. What?!!
Guys: when a girl you on a date with says something about being tired that's normally a hint that she wants to GO HOME!!!
The reason this is called the D&D date is my date obviously spends allot of time playing Dungeons and Dragons. I know this because we were talking about street names and he said "this guy that I...sometimes...occasionally play Dungeons and Dragons with live on (don't remember the name) street." Haha failed attempt at downplaying how much he plays that game. Later in the night he said a "bard" he knows played ukulele. Sorry buddy but I think you play that game allot.
but the one thing that made me REALLY wanna run out the door and walk home was when he mentioned how "he discovered the most interesting food combinations when he used to smoke pot ALLOT"
I'm not trying to be mean. I think it is funny how ridiculous this date was. And seriously I'm not exaggerating at all.


The Wedding Reception
Thanks to this experience I am infamous in my friend Marissa's family.
My sister's (now) mother-in-law was helping put together a wedding reception for an elderly woman in their ward. I went with my sister to help out. First, they asked me to do the lady's hair (I got grossed out cause it was pretty greasy). Then (with my sister and I in the room) proceeded to tell the ladies in the room that she went to Walmart earlier in the day with her fiance and they found what she should wear that night...she pulled out this leopard-print lacy short night gown and her fiance said "it would bring the cat out in her" I think my sister and I are permanently scarred.
Oh but there's more!
During the reception when the first dance came on this old(er) man walks up to the table and asked my sister's mother-in-law to dance. ...she had a cast on her leg! After she politely refused...he asked me to dance. And I not knowing any of the people there and assuming this was just a guy in their ward said yes. What I didn't know is he was a single old(er) guy, and he had a weird reputation in the ward.
So I danced with him. I couldn't tell what kind of dance he was doing so I looked down at our feet...one problem...I can't see them!!!! His belly was in the way. Yes he was dancing close enough to me where I was unable to see our feet!
Once the song ended and he released me I made a bee-line for my sister. I was intercepted by my friend Marissa's Uncle who put a hand on my shoulder and asked me "Do you feel violated??" Yes!
The next day I told Marissa about it. That night at dinner with her extended family this story was being related to their family with my title being "that POOR girl" Marissa said "that's my friend!!" HAHA!
So now I am infamous in her family.

yeah...go ahead laugh at my life.
No, seriously do. Thats why I wrote this :D